mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

miecroft:

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once i had a hamster. the store said it was a boy and healthy. it was girl and had cancer. it died.

katoraah:

tea-tears-and-bbc:

fiddickodair:

don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose

OMG

scrEAMING

flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” 

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

halfhalfling:

Jody knows what’s up

bendydickcumsonmybaps:

guys no

can we NOT try to pull another ‘mishapocalypse’ with sherlock or doctor who or hannibal or anything? i s2g guys. it was alright on april fools day but holy shit guys. you’re just going to be fuckin’ annoying with any other fandom apocalypse’s. just. you’re going to make it so unoriginal and it won’t even have been as fun and just. stop it guys. just stop this.

twinkmob:

rebloggable by request

geothebio:

do you ever open a bag of doritos that turns out to be 95% air and regret every single moment of your life

one time i got a bag of chips from the school. guess how many chips were in there. guess. 1. 1 fucking chip. i did not pay 1.50 for a single fucking chip.

is that REALLY necessary

thefogofwar:

lastknownwriter:

F.

I love how 90% of the reblogs are spn blogs but there’s no comments. It’s like

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if you can guess what i am holding right now i will give you a promo i swear to god no one will get it

thisjetblack-feeling:

whyarentibritish:

thisjetblack-feeling:

oh my god i was at a record store and the only cd in the mcr section was a pencey prep cd im crying

STOP BUYING cD’S I S2G MY PHONE IS USING ALL OF IT’S DATA ALSO WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET MONEY?????????????????????????

ahahahahha i just have so many ill beats right… . . no but i also bought a muse cd and fob woohoo

dude i couldve lent you save rock and roll and also fuck you now i need to download more cd’s also i need to give you your cd’s back they’ve been in my bag for 2 days lol

thisjetblack-feeling:

oh my god i was at a record store and the only cd in the mcr section was a pencey prep cd im crying

STOP BUYING cD’S I S2G MY PHONE IS USING ALL OF IT’S DATA ALSO WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET MONEY?????????????????????????